Faculty-o-Matic

Maybe I am just old. Maybe I still loved sitting on the couch with my dad, laughing till we fell off, watching that old SNL crew. Maybe I do think faculty could be blended up a bit. Maybe not into the frothy goo Dan is making with the Bass-o-Matic, but stirred around some with other fish, I mean faculty, to get just enough of the scales and skin rubbed off on other faculty as to have some new kind of blend. But blended a bit, yes.

I am a salesman like Dan. I need to pitch the stories that will help faculty want to be like their amazing colleagues. I need to be energetic and unique. Another .pdf won’t cut it. Another talking head video or PowerPoint presentation won’t work. Believe me, I have tried to make those flashy videos. Silly names. Silly graphics. Silly me and some kinda topic. I need more mulligans.

It’s not that I don’t like single persons, but I have witnessed such great learning when faculty listen to the stories of colleagues.

Listen to the stories of colleagues.

That’s the ticket, man. That’s the ticket.

Maybe I just like comedians from the 70’s. And maybe I have fond memories of blenders?

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